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July 13,
2006
at 09:05,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
I hope everyone noticed
what Mark has on the
table next to his trophy.
July 12,
2006
at 16:44,
charlton_bentboy
said:
don't be silly, it may
ressemble me with a
passing glance but I'm
not actually that fat.
July 12,
2006
at 16:35,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
I found a picture of Mark
with his trophy - nice
pants...
July 11,
2006
at 14:24,
I miss Sven
said:
Hey bentboy I think Bill
has already posted your
trophy, nice pecs?
July 11,
2006
at 11:05,
charlton_bentboy
said:
Bill, where is the
picture of my trophy?
July 10,
2006
at 21:05,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
by the way on the bqanter
board I think 'Carlos Von
Clockwork' may have
automated his 30,000
messages - they ae all
the same
July 10,
2006
at 21:02,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
a nice picture to end (is
this why Christiano does
not have a girl friend?)
July 10,
2006
at 14:11,
Head
said:
have a look at the top
ten banter board. we have
been knocked off it
completely by a bunch of
people obviously misusing
the baord to score silly
points against each
other. How childish (and
how did they do it?)
July 10,
2006
at 14:06,
Head
said:
and what to do now - the
next football doesnt
happend till Newcastle's
first inter tooto cup
game which is not till
the end of this month.
that is weeks and weeks
away (well, a couple of
weeks anyway).
PS well done on your
victory Mark. we always
like to play games of
luck with our kids so
they can win occasionally
too.
July 10,
2006
at 14:04,
Head
said:
clueless actually was the
best performer of all
till the spain france
match. i had all seven of
the other quarter
finalists and was just
waiting for spain to get
the inevitable victory,
when I would be confirmed
as the only one in the
groupto get all 8 right.
but zidane played well,
spain collapsed, and the
rest is history. I only
got Italy of the
semifinalists - others
were meant to be brazil
england argentina.
July 10,
2006
at 12:15,
charlton_bentboy
said:
'clueless' was definitely
the England of the
tournament
July 10,
2006
at 10:22,
I miss Sven
said:
what happened to
'clueless wayne' one of
his most disappointing
championships ever?
July 10,
2006
at 10:20,
I miss Sven
said:
yes well done bentboy,
but please next time we
do this lets read the
rules first so we don't
all get sucked into a
game of chance again.
July 10,
2006
at 09:46,
charlton_bentboy
said:
Bill, where's my trophy?
God, it feels good, world
champion tosr, I never
thought I'd be able to
claim that, usually it
makes me think of Ad.
Those domestic leagues
are ok for a bit of fun
but this is the real
thing.
July 10,
2006
at 07:58,
I miss Sven
said:
charlton_badboy please
change your name to 'Ad'
so I don't feel so bad
July 7,
2006
at 15:24,
Head
said:
I think a girl did get
close to Ronaldo once but
before she could touch
him he had flung him self
forward theatrically onto
the ground claiming she
had hurt him. At which
point she went off to
find a real man.
July 7,
2006
at 14:44,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
A quote from
www.christianoronaldo.com
"Did you know? That
Cristiano Ronaldo
currently has no
girlfriend?".....
Is this meant to be good
news from womankind or a
veiled innuendo to the
Sol Campbells of
professional football?
July 7,
2006
at 14:31,
charlton_bentboy
said:
If Christiano Ronaldo
fell down in the woods
and no one around touched
him, would he get a
penalty?
July 7,
2006
at 14:03,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
Diary By Theo Walcott Esq
aged 8 1/2
I went to a place called
Germany with my Uncle
Sven and some othergrown
up's. It is a country in
Europe where a bad man
called Adolf used to live
with his nazties, he does
not live there anymore,
Uncle Owen does livet
here, and the grown up's
say I cant talk about the
bad man as it willmake
Uncle Owen cry if I do.
In Germany there are lots
of castles and some
mountains. We are staying
in a place called Baden
Baden that's a silly
name, Uncle Frank has the
same name as his dad,
that's silly too, his mum
must get their underpants
mixed up all the time.
On the aeroplane Uncle
Sol sat next to me, he
got me some toffee and
wants to be my friend, he
works at the place where
I do my YTS, so does
Uncle Freddy but him and
Uncle Sol are not best
friends anymore.Uncle
Owen met us at the
airport, he talks
foreign, Uncle
Wayne,Uncle Steven and
Uncle David also talk
funny, my mum says Uncle
David talks like Orville,
he is a duck, Uncle Sol
say's uncle David wears
dresses and knickers, and
asked me if I had ever
worn them. Uncle Sol got
me some pop.
In Germany the grown ups
are going to play
football, my grandad says
we beat them in the olden
days before my mum was
born. That is a longtime
ago.
While the grown up's went
to play football so I
went shopping with Auntie
Vicky and some other
girls she bought me a big
ice cream and got herself
a little one but she said
she was full before she
had eaten any and threw
it away. She bought lots
of shoes and handbags and
let me play with
Brooklyn. She say's she
used to be in a pop band
and sang me one of her
songs, I think she was
telling fibs.
I told Uncle Sol about my
day out with Vicky and he
sulked, then he bought me
an even bigger ice cream
with lots of hundred's
& thousands on it.
All the other grown up's
have a girlfriend except
Uncle Sol so he plays
with me while they go
out. Uncle Sven says I
must keep Uncle Sol
happy, that's why I got
taken on holiday.
The grown up's went to
play Football against
somebody called
Sweden,Uncle Sol was
crying as Uncle Freddy
played for them and would
not talk to him. Uncle
Sol bought me lots of
toffee today and some
crisps. Uncle Sven is
from Sweden and I heard
him on the phone to their
boss last night. Uncle
Michael hurt his knee and
had to go home to his mum
for a plaster. Uncle
Peter is a giant, a
proper giant like you see
in books,he is great at
football though.
Uncle Wayne had a sore
toe at the start of out
holiday but it got better
so they let him play
football. Uncle Sol got
me a present but I do not
like it. He says all
Germans wear leather
underpants and I should
while we are here, they
are too tight for me. All
the grown up's started to
call Uncle Wayne a potato
head who stood on
somebodys spuds. He got
shouted at by the
referee. They are all
saying that we have to go
home now. Uncle Sol was
crying again and I had to
siton his knee to make
him stop. He had his
mobile phone in his
pocket, I think.
July 7,
2006
at 13:11,
Head
said:
surelyt we shoudl do a
clean sweep of world cup
awards - funniest referee
(three yellow cards to
same player), funniest
manager (for reasons too
numerous to go in to, but
lets start with squad
selection and use of
substitutes and funniest
centre forwards (freak,
thug, injured,
juvenile).
Finally a special prize
for short lived
formations. We had the
owen - rooney strike
force against Sweden for
45 seconds (before the
owen injury) and we had
Lennon playing wide with
Rooney up front against
Portugal for two minutes
(before the red card).
July 7,
2006
at 11:22,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
Is there a best Manager
award? Surely we get
that for squad selection
alone?
Ad - you will not win F1
fantasy, I am on your
case
July 6,
2006
at 16:33,
I miss Sven
said:
That is ridiculous, FIFA
have drawn up their
shortlist of best player
in tornament and not a
single english player,
what about the likes of
Owen? and Walcott? or any
of them really?
No I have no time for
domestic football, I need
to get back on the
winning track and am
chasing F1 glory at the
moment.
July 6,
2006
at 15:58,
Head
said:
Ad - have you got your
team for the first FF
week yet? How much will
Bellamy be? Does the
Sheffield Utd left back
make many overlapping
runs? Did Brett Emerson
get injured in the world
cup?
July 6,
2006
at 15:55,
Head
said:
I still think Argentina
can win it
July 6,
2006
at 13:13,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
It is indeed me and you
Mark. Who would have
thought a World Cup could
come down to the last
game.....
July 6,
2006
at 12:22,
charlton_bentboy
said:
i've got very confused
who is who now and why
have you all started
coming back again? i
thought you were all
sulking except Luke. i
take it that it is
between me and bill for
top spot?
July 6,
2006
at 11:38,
I miss Sven
said:
yes you're right I must
put this disgraceful mess
behind me, I feel like
I've let the nation down.
Iam off to concentrate on
F1.
July 6,
2006
at 11:14,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
Ad - not long till the
Premiership starts again.
You can destroy all
comers in the domestic
game again (although we
have all noted that you
bottle it on a wider
stage - perhaps we should
call you Arsenal)
July 6,
2006
at 10:56,
I miss Sven
said:
I feel embarrased dirty
and ashamed, what an
undignified way to end my
world cup losing out to
either the greasy Ities
or slimy frogs, and just
like Rio Ferdindand I am
too embarrased to set
foot outside my door.
What a stinking disgrace
July 6,
2006
at 09:20,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
I have invited David from
New Zeland to join our
group. He is second
overall in the world.
Hope no one minds.
July 6,
2006
at 08:44,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
surely it is me against
Mark? The 12 point bonus
for the winner will see
us go top . AD CANNOT
WIN!
July 5,
2006
at 14:08,
I miss Sven
said:
of course anyone could
win if they correctly
guess the time of first
goal
July 5,
2006
at 14:06,
I miss Sven
said:
I think if italy win now
then Mark will be
champion, if portual win
then Ad will tie with
Luke, if France win then
I assume Tarzan wins,
could a civil servant run
his professional eye over
this?
July 5,
2006
at 11:39,
Head
said:
sorry, dont know how I
missed Ad there with
Portugal - I suspect it
is because he has changed
his predictions somehow,
I am sure he had England
or brazil for the first
two thirds of the
tournament. does anyone
else have this
recollection too?
July 4,
2006
at 13:21,
I miss Sven
said:
and actually I too could
win if Italy get to the
final and lose to France,
but this isn't as elegant
as the true
professionalism of Ad.
July 4,
2006
at 13:19,
I miss Sven
said:
what about Ad though hes
predicted france and
portugal (so one will
definitely get through)
and if Portugal win,
well.
Ad really is amazing hats
off to this genius.
July 4,
2006
at 12:30,
Head
said:
Mark or Tarzan will be
the real winners as they
are the only ones with a
predicted winner that has
made it to the last four.
If Italy and France get
to the final (and that
has to be a fair bet)
they will get 10 points
each and one of them will
get 12 for the winner
July 4,
2006
at 10:39,
I miss Sven
said:
Yes I feel that would be
justified, lets put one
over on Ad
July 4,
2006
at 10:16,
charlton_bentboy
said:
the world cup's finished
now hasn't it?
does that mean Luke has
won?
July 3,
2006
at 13:11,
I miss Sven
said:
yes Ad whats it all
about?
July 3,
2006
at 12:19,
Head
said:
Ad, what are the spring
rolls all about?
July 2,
2006
at 11:03,
Sven Goran Knobberson
said:
England World Cup reject
Darren Bent was at
Wimbledon on Saturday and
refused to watch the
quarter-final with
Portugal. (News of the
World)
June 30,
2006
at 23:03,
Il Divo
said:
I knew it would work.
Hat's off to Luke for
such a splendid
performance
June 30,
2006
at 21:41,
I miss Sven
said:
I always had the faith,
Iam the tops cooool
June 30,
2006
at 21:34,
Il Divo
said:
I'm off to join all the
other groups, nothing
wrong with a little
defamation of character
June 30,
2006
at 16:06,
I miss Sven
said:
judging from her
expression i think
someone just scored, if
you know what i mean
June 30,
2006
at 16:05,
I miss Sven
said:
no i changed it to a
close of waynes bird
June 30,
2006
at 16:02,
I miss Sven
said:
the girls in my profile
'love' each other very
much
June 30,
2006
at 15:58,
I miss Sven
said:
come on ze nazis give
them greasy wops a good
shafting
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