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July 7,
2006
at 00:43,
Owen McCarty
said:
Jim. It is over.
July 5,
2006
at 04:20,
HELBRINGER
said:
jaymin, france is going
to lose to the pederasts
from portugal
tomorrow......
July 5,
2006
at 04:19,
HELBRINGER
said:
actually, karl, in
soccer, as with most
everything else, the
chinese were first. and
you laugh at us, but you
picked england to win it
all. at least brazil and
argentina had a CHANCE,
they just fucked it.
england NEVER had a
chance to win. and i for
one was happy as shit
that portugal broke
england. england will not
win the world cup IN MY
LIFETIME. and
"circumstances
beyond our
control"??? you mean
the fact that rooney is a
hooligan and your stars
cannot kick the ball into
the net from 12 yards
out? face it, england
CHOKED, yet again, and
the plain simple english
of it is THEY SUCK! i
wouldn't be surprised if
the USA knocked them out
in 2010....and i think
poryugals claim to fame
now might be knocking out
the shitty english in
2006.....i bid you adieu
for four years when i
will laugh at you bloody
chaps for losing again,
this time in africa....
July 3,
2006
at 22:44,
Karl Heinz 57
said:
I think, as an English
man [and we invented the
damn game] I can declare
the tournament over now.
Thank you everyone for
turning up, but
unfortunately due to
circumstances beyond our
control England didn't
win. So, with just a
passing laugh at those of
you predicting Brazil
& Argentina to win I
will bid you adieu for
four years. PS. Portugal
is a nation of pederasts
who's claim to fame is
crap sherry.
June 28,
2006
at 15:34,
Owen McCarty
said:
Enjoy the cellar with
pookie.
June 28,
2006
at 15:33,
Owen McCarty
said:
Good bye Jimboy.
June 27,
2006
at 00:08,
Karl Heinz 57
said:
"huevon"? No me
jodas oh crap beardy one
or I'll send the Sargents
down to your place for a
holiday...
June 27,
2006
at 00:07,
Karl Heinz 57
said:
Since when did Cliff know
anything about
football?!
June 26,
2006
at 20:24,
Owen McCarty
said:
Jimboy, foreplay makes
the climax all that much
better.
June 26,
2006
at 16:36,
HELBRINGER
said:
may just be as most of
the teams i picked are
out....why can't you make
your predictions public?
June 26,
2006
at 16:36,
HELBRINGER
said:
may just be as most of
the teams i picked are
out....why can't you make
your predictions public?
June 26,
2006
at 15:18,
Owen McCarty
said:
Jimboy, time for me to
leave you now.
June 24,
2006
at 18:23,
HELBRINGER
said:
hey owen, nice to see you
staring at my ass
again...
June 24,
2006
at 00:46,
HELBRINGER
said:
owen you ass you can talk
shit but you cannot make
your picks public? do i
need to fly out there and
help you?
June 24,
2006
at 00:46,
HELBRINGER
said:
hey karl- i am in
chile...it was only
midnight or so
here.....huevon....
June 24,
2006
at 00:43,
HELBRINGER
said:
ASSSSSSSSHOOOOLEEESSSS...
.
make your predictions
PUBLIC!
June 23,
2006
at 15:03,
Owen McCarty
said:
Jimboy, I appreciate you.
I also appreciate your
poor picks, and will
appreciate finishing
ahead of you.
June 23,
2006
at 11:43,
Karl Heinz 57
said:
You were posting a half
five in the bloody
morning you retard!
Yea, aside from once,
they've never one a
tourno in Europe.
Bollocks.
Keep practicing your crap
English accent - you'll
need it to jump on the
bandwagon when we lift
the cup.
Have you seen the oppo?
Brazil-shit, Italy-shit,
Spain-shit,
Portugal-shit,
Argentina-flattered by
crap teams, etc etc
C'mon England!
June 23,
2006
at 05:36,
HELBRINGER
said:
wow...i have wated over
an hour (sort of) with
this shit...hope someone
appreciated it.
June 23,
2006
at 05:35,
HELBRINGER
said:
assholes...go to
"edit profile"
and change your
predictions to
"PUBLIC" or
i'll erase your ass...
June 23,
2006
at 05:33,
HELBRINGER
said:
...but what do i know
about math...i never got
past pre-calc....
June 23,
2006
at 05:29,
HELBRINGER
said:
and for the record, in
the history of the world
cup, europe has had 189
chances to win and the
Americas 92. And Europe
has won 8 and the
americas have won 9.
you do the math.
¡VIVA MEXICO ECUADOR
BRAZIL ARGENTINA!
June 23,
2006
at 05:17,
HELBRINGER
said:
KARL- i was doing the
math again. it's funny
you say 1. No Latin team
has ever lifted the cup
in Europe ~ only the
sub-continent..."
(is there a country
"Latina?").
interesting you cancel
out the sixth world cup
in sweden in '58(the
first time a country
playing outside it's own
continent won the world
cup) when brazil kicked
ass against France in the
semis 5-2 and identially
against sweden in the
final.
June 23,
2006
at 04:58,
HELBRINGER
said:
by the way, i say England
"won" the world
cup in 1966 because a
German referee gave the
England game against
Argentina to England and
an English referee gave
the Germany game against
Uruguay to Germany. And
if that wasn't enough,
Dienst Gottfried, a Swiss
referee, gave the final
eng-ger to England. (In
extra time, a shot hit
off the crossbar and
Gottfried, who wasn't
sure, consulted with
Tofik Bakhramov from the
USSR, who indicated (WITH
NON-VERBAL COMMUNICATION,
as they had no common
language) it was a goal.
Then, "One minute
before the end of play,
the West Germans sent
their defenders forward
in a desperate attempt to
score a last-minute
equaliser. Winning the
ball, Bobby Moore picked
out the unmarked Geoff
Hurst with a long pass,
which Hurst carried
forward to score while a
few spectators began
streaming onto the field,
believing that the end of
the game had already been
signalled. The final goal
gave rise to one of the
most famous sayings in
English football, which
the BBC commentator
Kenneth Wolstenholme
described as follows:
"And here comes
Hurst he's got... some
people are on the pitch,
they think it's all over.
It is now! It's
four!".
This has now made a
controversial goal that
has hit of the crossbar
be known as
"Wembley-Tor
(Wembley goal) in
Germany."
so screw England and they
can join their buddies
the USA playing golf.
¡VIVA ECUADOR!
June 23,
2006
at 04:42,
HELBRINGER
said:
pooker- me and you are
going to end up fighting
for last because half my
teams are out...the
difference will be
argentina or
brazil....who will go
far?
June 23,
2006
at 04:40,
HELBRINGER
said:
it`s kind of fitting that
ghana won because 40
years ago, when England
"won" the cup,
the military was
overthrowing Nkrumah, the
president of ghana who
happened to be a prophet
for African Unity. (while
in Argentina a golpe de
estado was getting rid of
president Illia. and in
India, the first time in
history a woman, Indira
Ghandi, governed India
(notice Ghandi and Ghana
(they had to win)).
Ecuador's military
dictatorships were
falling, and the US was
bombing hanoi "with
renewed vigor, but the
american public was
growing ever more
convinced they should
never have gone into Viet
Nam, let alone stayed,
and should leave as soon
as possible." wow.
iraq? and one hundred
years of solitude came
out, and che guevara was
in bolivia. and Mao's
cultural revolution was
being
"unleashed".
and a few atomic bombs
fell on spain's coast,
but failed to go off.)
at any rate, i thought it
was fitting.
June 23,
2006
at 04:24,
HELBRINGER
said:
guten tag and good-bye
usa (did you kinow that
the "official
language" of Ghana
is English? The colonized
won one for the colonized
(technically they would
have to beat England
because as cliff says the
civil war was english
against english).
June 23,
2006
at 04:20,
HELBRINGER
said:
and who the hell are you
other people?
June 23,
2006
at 04:20,
HELBRINGER
said:
hey cross...are you in
this
June 23,
2006
at 04:19,
HELBRINGER
said:
cliff...you better win
this thing....you were
the one to explain
football to me....
aggregate, champion's
league, all the names and
backgrounds...your my
hero....·sniff·
June 23,
2006
at 04:18,
HELBRINGER
said:
hey owen...make your
predictions public and i
will make a
prediction...
June 22,
2006
at 23:31,
Owen McCarty
said:
I predict I will finish
ahead of Jimboy.
June 22,
2006
at 11:47,
HELBRINGER
said:
hey- MAKE YOUR
PREDICTIONS PUBLIC!
June 20,
2006
at 20:33,
HELBRINGER
said:
hey- everyone should make
their predictions
public... edit your
profile and check the
box....
June 20,
2006
at 11:40,
Karl Heinz 57
said:
It seems to be the case
that I know nothing about
football ... tch, to
think I've been full of
shit for all these years.
June 20,
2006
at 03:28,
Owen McCarty
said:
Jimboy, good to see you
recover.
June 19,
2006
at 11:52,
HELBRINGER
said:
hey owen. i remember.
that ws great. nice to
see you hanging on with
me now. But now I have to
say goodbye.
June 14,
2006
at 22:45,
Owen McCarty
said:
Jim, your 5 points puts
you number 13547 out of
13604 people in the
league. Top 0.4% of
losers. You are outdoing
yourself.
June 14,
2006
at 15:28,
Owen McCarty
said:
Hey Jim, remember when I
won the american football
league. That was great.
June 12,
2006
at 15:15,
Karl Heinz 57
said:
Dickason is bringing up
the rear - a position in
life he should be all too
used to.
June 12,
2006
at 00:44,
HELBRINGER
said:
i always start off
slow...
June 12,
2006
at 00:19,
Owen McCarty
said:
Jimboy... you seem to be
slipping already.
June 9,
2006
at 20:22,
Owen McCarty
said:
pooker... how could you!
June 9,
2006
at 14:14,
HELBRINGER
said:
oops, sorry-Karl
June 9,
2006
at 14:14,
HELBRINGER
said:
carl- i did the math and
it all added up to Brazil
(and when I did the math
England didn't even
qualify!)
June 9,
2006
at 14:13,
HELBRINGER
said:
and of course I will
win....
June 8,
2006
at 15:44,
Owen McCarty
said:
The time has come...
May 12,
2006
at 15:49,
Karl Heinz 57
said:
Do the maths:
1. No Latin team has ever
lifted the cup in Europe
~ only the sub-continent
2. We have a player who
has NEVER played high
level football...how
fresh is he going to be
compared to the jaded
"stars" of
Brasil & Argentina,
knackered after a long
season.
I think Sven should have
lobbed my lad in their as
well to really shake
things up a bit...
May 10,
2006
at 05:02,
HELBRINGER
said:
england win the world
cup?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAA!!!
May 9,
2006
at 05:51,
HELBRINGER
said:
SHIT...EVRYBODY KNOWS YOU
CANNOT BEAT A
HELLBRINGER!
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