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July 11,
2006
at 01:21,
Craig Duncan
said:
Was good to see the
portugese fall out on
tears, now Christiano
ronaldo will be shitting
his pants thinking of
Rooney in the next
training session! :-)
July 5,
2006
at 10:35,
Mike Lovell
said:
If you really want to be
pedantic, what's
"ur"! ...
Again, I think you really
need to read the post
regarding probability -
Although I know it might
be tricky to understand
darling. If you're still
having trouble, I'll try
and dumb it down a shade
for you sweet heart.
Alan, still awaiting your
answer! … … And for the
record Andrea, perhaps
you should go dogging, at
least it will keep you
away from the message
board a bit more.
July 5,
2006
at 08:53,
Rob Lovell
said:
Well chaps as the top
"stato" so far,
and a patriot for picking
England who fell out of
the final 8. Lets hope
that France give
Cristiano Ronaldo and the
rest of those portuguese
a good slapping. I will
treat it as if England
won the Cup; to see
Ronaldo in tears.
I think France are too
strong for Portugal. Will
be close but wont go to
penalties...
July 5,
2006
at 08:52,
andrea garvey
said:
whats "dogged"?
leave ur extra curricular
activities out this, its
supposed to be about
football. hows the view
from down there on 54
points anyway?!
July 4,
2006
at 13:25,
Mike Lovell
said:
You were wrong, just like
everyone else here. We
all predicted the wrong
winner. As for
"beat", holding
the team with 10 men and
then losing on penalties,
weak victory, and they
had to get our best
player sent off to manage
it ... Also, you dogged
the question earlier,
where is your place of
birth?
July 4,
2006
at 12:25,
Alan Sutherland
said:
As I predicted - England
beat the first time they
played anyone decent.
Never mind - I've heard
you're definately gonna
win the Euro
championships.
June 30,
2006
at 19:05,
Billy Pryor
said:
Everyone drink a Stella:)
June 30,
2006
at 10:29,
Mike Lovell
said:
I think you might just
have missed my point
there! Geez, what a
'tard.
June 30,
2006
at 08:51,
andrea garvey
said:
hey Mike, u obviously
know nada about footie
anyway...youre getting
whooped by a girl!!!and
to say Mexico are shit?
did u watch the mexico v
argentina game?!Do you
have eyes?!Its all very
well being patriotic to
England, and i myself,
would love nothing more
than for us to win,but to
slate teams who are
good...well that just a
bit silly!
June 29,
2006
at 11:56,
Mike Lovell
said:
{correction! "shit
at calling a"}
June 29,
2006
at 11:53,
Mike Lovell
said:
By truth do you mean that
my bullying theory is
correct? ... Ivory Coast
are absolute pants, as
are the Czech Republic
and Mexico - As proven by
the tournament really, a
handful of good players
between them and advanced
only through complacency
of their opposition ...
... Seeing as moving up
the league was based on
picking a score at random
(bar the outcome) I don't
think I'll lose any sleep
over it! :o) I suppose
you'll tell me I'm shit
and calling a coin toss
next! :o) ... ... And
where exactly was your
place or birth? (so we
can determine how far
your own team has gone)
June 29,
2006
at 11:10,
Alan Sutherland
said:
Well the truth hurts I
see. Not true - Holland,
Argentina and Ivory Coast
all in the same group -
they were all tough
games. Argentina also
played Mexico who are a
good side. Italy V Czech
Republic to name a few.
You sure you're allowed
to comment on this
message board seeing as
your bottom of the
league??
June 28,
2006
at 11:53,
Mike Lovell
said:
http://www.youtube.com/wa
tch?v=iaLUFsZ4W-Y&sea
rch=soccer%20am
June 28,
2006
at 11:07,
Mike Lovell
said:
Alan, were you bullied as
a child? ... I reckon a
couple of English guys
kicked shit out of you,
can't say I blame them
... I don't think any of
the big teams have come
up against half decent
sides yet. The only
exception really is the
Holland 'v' Portugal game
and last nights Spain 'v'
France (although Spain
aren't up to much
internationally).
Anything can happen at
this stage though, it
would be no fun if it all
just followed the odds.
Eng-er-land
June 28,
2006
at 01:51,
Craig Duncan
said:
shocking way to go out
for Australia, only our
self to blame though
really, neil shouldn't
have dived in and given
the ref the chance to
make a mistake, as well
as not attacking enough
when Italy were down to
10 men.
Holland very
dissapointing.
Lets see what Sven can
come up with against the
Portugese, England owe
this lot from Euro's
June 27,
2006
at 12:14,
Alan Sutherland
said:
The reason England are in
the last 8 is because you
haven't played anyone
half decent yet. You've
struggled against p*ss
poor teams and I think
you'll go out at the 1st
hurdle to Portugal. Deco
is a big loss for them
though. I agree - Van
Nistelhorse is an idiot,
Van Basten backed him
before the tournament and
now he won't even play
him so that says it all
really. Holland were
shocking in that game,
they came out from the
start diving and trying
to cheat so they only
have themselves to blame
- they could've gone far
this time too I think.
June 27,
2006
at 11:42,
Mike Lovell
said:
van Nistelroy only has
himself to blame for
being on the bench,
major attitude problem.
Apparently when we heard
he was being rested for a
match he refused to
train. Of course, he
won't feel bad about this
at all (Holland being
knocked out), because
he's a c**t :o)... ...
How can our squad be
"bad", we're in
the last 8!!! ... ... How
about that Aus game ey,
now that's a harsh way to
get knocked out.
June 26,
2006
at 21:04,
Jaco van den Heever
said:
Yeah, Holland was shite,
but that's to be expected
when you leave van
Nistelrooy on the bench
a-la-crazy-Fergie style.
England's first real test
will come against
Portugal, but I don't
think they will make it
past the quarters
(again)- bad squad
selection by Sven has
left him with nothing to
choose up front and I
just can't see the
midfield carrying them
all the way to the final.
June 26,
2006
at 11:17,
Mike Lovell
said:
Mu-ha-ha, Goodbye Holland
- This tournament is for
the big boys! :o) .... I
don't understand how
people can say we're
shocking when we're in
the final 8! That was
some good play, the other
team never threatened
apart from John Terry's
early cock-up. I still
wouldn't have had Becks
on the pitch - Lennon
would have created the
goals, he's impressed so
far. Deco being out is a
boost, it won't be an
easy game though. If we
win the next one I'd be
pretty happy with that.
Can Aus cause an upset
and knock Italy out?
June 26,
2006
at 07:56,
Craig Duncan
said:
also, Sven's tactics are
nothing short of
shocking, playing with a
lone striker was nothing
short of gutless against
a team deemed much
weaker. Rooner was left
isolated and ran him self
into the ground due to
poor tactics...i cannot
see them beating Portugal
with that formation
June 26,
2006
at 07:54,
Craig Duncan
said:
Well, I see Beckham has
"answered the
critics". I don't
really see how he has,
seeing as the critics
have said all along he is
only being used for dead
ball situations, nothing
has changed there from
last nights game...
Have to say another poor
poor performance from
England, but they can
surely now only be closer
to putting in a good
game, and at the right
end of the tournament
June 23,
2006
at 15:06,
Mike Lovell
said:
Well Joe Cole is starting
to provide all our
chances now. Get Lennon
on to replace Beckham,
he's getting a bit past
it now. Plus he can't
beat players or play with
the ball at his feet... I
want to see us administer
a kicking on the weekend
- Rooooon going full pace
and give little Walcott a
go (if it's not past his
bedtime), he will tire
their defence out.
June 23,
2006
at 09:08,
Alan Sutherland
said:
Craig, whoever wrote that
article is clueless. He
was at fault for the
first goal against Sweden
and was luck they didn't
score 2 more off corners
when he was caught
dreaming. His
distribution has been
shocking and isn't
getting involved in the
game at all. England are
carrying him on the
chance he might put a
good cross in. His ratio
on them is about 20:1 at
the moment.
June 23,
2006
at 05:47,
Craig Duncan
said:
Al, I was reading an
article the other day
that mentioned Beckham as
the stand out player for
england, as he has teed
up all their goals...I
tend to agree with you
that he shouldn't be in
the team though
June 23,
2006
at 05:45,
Craig Duncan
said:
that was on the edge of
the seat stuff, had to
visit the toilet a couple
of times...and Harry
Cool, welll well well,
lucky he scored the
offside goal as he missed
a sitter :-)
Big Kalac was brought in
as he is 7ft tall, no
good when you can't
goalkeep, what an
absolute muppet!
June 23,
2006
at 00:48,
Mike Lovell
said:
Hey Craig, now you know
what it's like to be an
England supporter. That
game was classic
"shit your
pants" stuff! And
that goal keeping error
was straight out of David
James masterclass! :o)
This is exactly the same
kind of feeling we get
every match! :o) .....
Still, I knew Aus would
get through to the last
16, at least one of us
kept the faith! :o)
June 22,
2006
at 10:27,
Mike Lovell
said:
Nah, I'd never big myself
up to much, could lead to
disappointment true......
So anyway, after we win
the World Cup !!! ....
What's all this pinch a
point cobblers as well,
are you just in it to
make up the numbers! Get
in there and stuff the
Croats! ...... Go Aus!*
........ *Excluding
Kewell, other terms and
conditions apply
June 22,
2006
at 06:09,
Craig Duncan
said:
Spike, all I see here is
wishful thinking. don't
build yourself up so
much, you will only be
left feeling bitter and
dissapointed...I can see
if now..."That
Delgado is some player,
three cheers for
Delgado"!!
As for us Aussies, well,
lets see if we can pinch
a point against the
Croats, it could be time
to pack the bag and send
the boys home, not
feeling too confident.
June 21,
2006
at 10:59,
Mike Lovell
said:
I'm glad that you think
England is the best team
in the world - Your
expectations of them
suggest that's your
opinion. I'm touched!
:o) I'm with you Alan, Go
ENG-ER-LAND (if I
interpreted your comment
correctly!) he-he :o)
..... Dodgy defending the
set pieces, but that just
means we'll be very hot
on them for the rest of
tournament. When you
know that you don’t need
to win then there’s no
way you play as hard as
if it’s knock out, human
nature. Absolutely
dominated on the attack
though and broke the
Swedish into tiny pieces,
I don't think they ever
really threatened from
anything other than
dead-balls. And Joe
Cole, amazing, greatest
World Cup goal ever! I
was nursing a
"semi" when
that went in!!! And did
the see the way Rooney
handled that ball from
Beckham, the boy is
class! Top of the
world!!!! ENG-ER-LAND! I
wouldn’t call Sweden
average; anyone that
qualifies for the last 16
must be good on the
pitch… Anyone can cause
an upset, look at the
shit time France are
having.
June 21,
2006
at 08:56,
Alan Sutherland
said:
england ended up
struggling to a draw last
night against a very
average sweden side,
played very well in the
first half but second
half Sweden were by far
the better side. David
Beckham - worst player on
the pitch, had an
absolute shocker!!! how
long is he gonna live of
past performances and his
"status". Lucky
in the end to avoid the
germans because playing
like that they would
probably beat you quite
convincingly.
June 21,
2006
at 05:01,
Craig Duncan
said:
well, a lucky escape
against the swedes, seem
to be a team you guys
strglle with
historically. Avoided the
Germans though, so that's
a good thing I spose.
June 20,
2006
at 14:54,
Mike Lovell
said:
Time to dispatch Germany
next. Don't care much
about Sweden, win or
lose, we're through.
However if they lose and
T&T win they could be
knocked out!
............
1-0 Down ...
5-1 Up ...
Two World Wars, and one
World Cup, ...
With a knick-nack
paddy-wack, give a dog a
bone, ...
All you Germans FUCK OFF
HOME!
June 20,
2006
at 02:34,
Craig Duncan
said:
the more english in the
grounds for the Ashes the
better I reckon.
June 19,
2006
at 18:23,
Mike Lovell
said:
http://www.chaser.com.au/
index.php?option=com_cont
ent&task=view&id=
3172&Itemid=26
June 19,
2006
at 04:22,
Craig Duncan
said:
Well, that would be
right, got a few
predictions right on this
thing, but every tme I
place a bet at the
bookies it is miles off
:-)
Australia I thought to
tad unlucky against the
Brazillians, damn you
Kewell, missed the
easiest chance of the
tournament :-)
June 16,
2006
at 23:15,
Billy Pryor
said:
Lennon needs to play more
because he opened up the
game against
T&T.Also, sit Owen
and let Rooney take
control. I really don't
care who starts as long
as England get the one or
three points needed for
first place in the group.
Up the Lions!!!!!!
June 16,
2006
at 09:52,
Mike Lovell
said:
I knew you'd get the
reference mate, Tonka up
front, I'm for that!
I found the soundtrack on
ebay for £3 ...
"It's on the head,
SON!"
Oh, and you think it's
clever, shouting,
swearing? If you've got
something constructive to
say lets here it!
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................. FUCK
OFFFFFF!!!!
June 16,
2006
at 09:48,
Mike Lovell
said:
That was total domination
there. Crouch was
missing all the chances
though, he should have
got 3 that game but he's
trying to be a bit too
fancy. ::: Get the spud
faced assassin back into
play and we'll start
putting all those chances
in. ::: Considering we've
only just got our best
player back I think that
went quite well. Just as
you'd expect Brazil to
play worse without
Ronaldinho as play-maker.
::: Anyway, woo-hoo,
we’re in the last 16! :::
I'd rather play ok and
win, than play great and
lose
June 16,
2006
at 08:30,
andrea garvey
said:
no, england were not
shite, we've just got a
puff of a manager who is
too scared to take risks.
something needs to be
done about gerrard and
lampard because they are
both being stiffled at
the moment cos of his
shit formations.be a man
sven, have some balls and
change the formation!!
lennon was a breath of
fresh air and thats how
we should play it, with 2
proper wingers so the
g-man and lamps can push
forward more. not the
best game, but hey, we
won!!
June 16,
2006
at 01:40,
Craig Duncan
said:
Well, england were
shit-ah!need some
improvment if they want
to progress past the next
round.
Spike, the reference is
obviously from Mike
Bassett England Manager,
and referring to the
Mexico game with thye
magical
"Ramirez",
class movie, in fact the
best england side yet in
that game! :-) maybe they
should roll out thommo
and the rest of the lads
for the real side.
June 15,
2006
at 14:08,
Big Phil
said:
Seems to me you are
"banterer"
numero uno looking at the
list below...not
surpising perhaps, you do
talk a LOT of shit. :-)
June 15,
2006
at 13:34,
Mike Lovell
said:
Ooo, you left it wide
open for some banter
there mate... I can't
resist...
Don't worry about keeping
your eyes closed, I do
the same when I'm
"filling in"
your mama!
June 15,
2006
at 12:41,
Big Phil
said:
Sorry for joining the
banter so late...i feel
like the party's started
last week and i only just
received my invitation -
bit like England's form
so far! Also can't
believe i'm bottom of the
pile, slightly
embarassing, but serves
me right for closing my
eyes when i filled in the
form I guess.
June 15,
2006
at 12:19,
Mike Lovell
said:
(p.p.s Wiping Rooney's
arse is probably a two
man job anyway,
Ronaldin-"ho"
can help)
June 15,
2006
at 12:08,
Mike Lovell
said:
(p.s. Ronaldo was a fat,
pie eating, buck toothed,
non-league sub! - He's
not fit to wipe Rooney's
arse)
June 15,
2006
at 12:03,
Mike Lovell
said:
Well in my mind, if
Kewell scores, it won't
count :o) I'm supporting
the other 10 Aussie
players ONLY! :o) :::
Watch out for his
traditional "we're
losing, fake an injury so
it looks like I'm
blameless" trick.
:o) ::: T&T in a few
hours, if they bottle
this piss easy match I'm
going to kick my TV in
and personally burn down
the F.A! Get Owen off for
a start, he's playing
like a pudding :::
"If that Yorke
doesn't win player of the
tournament there's no
justice, hey, three
cheers for Trinidad and
Tobago" (Anyone get
the reference :o) )
June 15,
2006
at 05:58,
Craig Duncan
said:
also Spike, nothiong
wrong with booing Kewell,
I will be too, but if he
scores for us then I
spose I will tolerate his
softness :-)
There must be better
youngsters to blood then
Stuart Downing...
Spain were pretty good
last night, will they do
the usual choke when it
gets serious though?
June 15,
2006
at 01:50,
Craig Duncan
said:
Germany with their usual
lucky cheese. What did
everyone make of
Ronaldo's efforts against
the croats, I thought it
was a disgrace myself,he
needs to be dropped.
The croats def unlucky,
deserved draw at least.
Polish will be spewing,
bad luck Stef.
Good to see a couple of
Adelaide boys topping the
table early on in the
competition
June 14,
2006
at 17:53,
Alan Sutherland
said:
Germany V Poland tonight,
should be a good one.
Poland apparently are
leaving the ground
straight after the game,
no showers for them.
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