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July 14,
2006
at 08:56,
C'mon Engerland!
said:
Just saw this from The
Guardian: The World Cup
has gone and the hole it
has left is almost as big
as Danny Williams'
shorts. It is a vacuum
that sucks in regret as a
blue whale does krill, as
Ronaldo does
carbohydrates.
July 13,
2006
at 17:22,
Blokemon
said:
Every country I've been
to on this jaunt has
agreed that Italy winning
was a travesty. Australia
were robbed of the World
Cup. Although there does
seem to be a lot of
bandwagon jumping Italia
shirt-wearing dickheads
in Serbia and Bulgaria.
July 12,
2006
at 16:28,
C'mon Engerland!
said:
Well thanks for the good,
but ultimately
uncontested game! Fine
effort by DD. I was
actually in the Adelaide
Oval watching the Aussie
v Italy shocker. Very
sad. But quite funny
over-hearing
conversations like:
"Did you see that?
Are you sure the
goalkeeper's allowed to
use his legs?"
Anyway, good to see the
Beautiful (but recently,
as you all point out,
corrupt) Game alive and
kicking Down Under.
Oh, and what's that about
Ronaldo? He's fat you
say?
James
July 10,
2006
at 16:34,
justinmm
said:
I seemed to have not
mentioned that
Ronaldinho's
"R" headband
(worn in the QF) was the
MOST STUPIDEST thing of
the World Cup, and
possibly of all-time.
With the headband and
Ronaldo's fatness, well
it's no wonder Brazil
were sh*te and I was
denied my 69 dream.
July 10,
2006
at 09:50,
justinmm
said:
The penalty incidents
were contested balls in
the penalty area and they
are always contentious
decisions, especially
with the way players fall
over at slightest
contact, and the players
did not make much of a
fuss. But he let the game
flow, got most decisions
right and controlled a
physical match sensibly.
He was a minor part of
the story. As for Poll
and Merk, well at least
the former 'fessed up and
retired. I think Merk is
so far up himself he's
beyond help.
July 10,
2006
at 08:08,
Noonan
said:
Penalty that wasn't in
the first ten minutes to
put France in front.
Blatant penalty to France
missed ten minutes later,
is that his incompetence
balancing itself out? He
missed battering ram
Zidane somehow...
Interesting note that the
Herald Scum (in what was
a remarkably valid
coverage - it didn't fawn
too much over the
Australians) voted Merks
worst ref of the
tournament, noting that
Merks' comment to Kewell
- "that's the end of
your World Cup" was
as misguided as the rest
of his day in the middle.
Good call, Poll went into
such a meltdown that you
couldn't really call him
a ref that day.
July 10,
2006
at 04:49,
justinmm
said:
Well I was supporting
anyonebutitaly. Guess I
took a beating then.
Zidane! WTF?! Seems he
got sent off after the
4th official (or was it
the 5th official? the
69th? How many officials
do we need?) saw the
replay. This is weird for
a game that doesn't use
video refs. No excuse for
Zizou though. I thought
the ref was OK.
July 9,
2006
at 23:41,
Noonan
said:
Well I was supporting bad
refereeing decisions in
the final. I think I won.
July 7,
2006
at 07:21,
Noonan
said:
Looking at the front page
1st place will be one of
two people. Of the two
top scorers in the comp
one picked France to win
and one Italy. Ronaldo is
fat.
July 7,
2006
at 03:35,
Noonan
said:
Robert, that was part of
Denis Leary's French rant
from No Cure For
Cancer... Utter genius,
it is: "It's PATE. I
don't pronounce the
little faggy squiggly
thing above the E. "
July 7,
2006
at 02:42,
DiggerDoos
said:
With a bit of luck....and
some cheating I could
reach a century by Monday
morning. Please sit down
and stop clapping...am
not there yet! However,
you guys with the french
fetishes are starting to
freak me out....
July 7,
2006
at 00:41,
Robert Hodgson
said:
Where did that come from!
... red card yourself
Noonan.
July 6,
2006
at 08:01,
Noonan
said:
Hot Blueberry sauce could
be hot French semen for
all I know! Wow... I'm
really out of control on
this French thing.
July 6,
2006
at 00:50,
Carboy
said:
I'm not going to try and
justify acceptance of
Italy's cheating like
Noonan. I can't believe
I'm writing this but Vive
la France! Allez les
Bleus!
July 5,
2006
at 23:44,
Noonan
said:
I'd like to think that my
score has been rounded up
and is actually 69 + a
bonus 6.9. I differ to
Carboy in my thoughts.
After watching Italy
against Germany yesterday
I am of the opinion that
if the Australia game
went into extra time
Australia would have
lost. Buffon has only
conceded one goal this
tournament and that was
to one of his team mates.
It's also a much better
thing to have been
knocked out by the World
Cup winners by an awful
decision than by the
runners up. The other
thing worth noting is
that Ronaldo is fat.
July 4,
2006
at 23:55,
Carboy
said:
Well that's me out. 69 +
1. Mr Utting if you would
like to form a coalition
we can win this on an
average of 69
July 4,
2006
at 07:47,
Robert Hodgson
said:
Still think Germany will
win.... but go Portugal I
say!
July 3,
2006
at 06:40,
Carboy
said:
The best I can do is 80.
I would like to finish on
70 so I could be one of
those who finished
closest to 69 but that
would mean Italy would be
in the final.
Personally I don't give a
toss who wins from here
as long as it isn't
Italy. Which it will be
just to give Australia
the shits for the next 4
years. fucking cheats.
Maybe we can cheer for
Portugal?
July 3,
2006
at 06:22,
justinmm
said:
Yep, 0 out of 4 in the
Semi Finals for me, and
my dream of finishing
with a 69 denied. Still
can't quite believe
Argentina managed to lose
a game they controlled
for so long, how poor
Brazil were, and how
average German and
Italian teams could make
it this far. I can of
course easily believe
that Ukraine were boring
and England lost on
penalties. I'm going to
have to cheer for France.
Weird.
July 3,
2006
at 05:14,
Noonan
said:
I clearly will finish on
76 points. My dream of an
all South American
final... Shattered, I
blame the fact that
Ronaldo is fat, Rooney a
tool and the sinking of
the General Belgrano in
1982 for my poor showing
past the round of 16.
July 3,
2006
at 01:01,
Emmanuel H
said:
sweet - no more points
for me. 0 from 4 for the
semi finals - now that is
hard to tip! strong
rumours that Houllier
will be the next Aus
national coach.
July 2,
2006
at 23:57,
DiggerDoos
said:
Ahhhh....with a few
results on the weekend
diggerdoos back where he
belongs (no not jail).
Argentina & Brazil
out makes victory in site
unless those awful huns
continue to produce
upsets. Surely Italy can
lie, cheat, bribe at
least one more game to
ensure I finish on top?
After what they did to
the aussies, they owe me
one!
July 2,
2006
at 16:58,
Blokemon
said:
There were a lot of very
upset Brazil supporters
at the Budapest hostel
last night. Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha... pity
that Italy are still in.
Cheats.
June 30,
2006
at 15:13,
Blokemon
said:
Lads, the Fritz-Walter
Stadion in Kaiserlautern
shook with boos and
whistles on June 26. The
neutral fans (plus some
Italians) all agreed that
we were robbed blind.
Anyway, as the Italians
slunk out of the stadion
the 5000 Aussies stayed
around to smash piss and
sing ditties. Good fun,
despite the result.
June 30,
2006
at 08:02,
Noonan
said:
Nearly DiggerDoos...
Here's how it's going to
go... Argentina Win,
England Win. Beckham gets
a red card for the
sinking of the General
Belgrado in 1982.
June 30,
2006
at 01:15,
Noonan
said:
Ukraine will be dull.
June 30,
2006
at 00:32,
DiggerDoos
said:
Further predictions are:
Argies to knock of ze
germans; Beckham to be
red carded against
Portugal; Brazil France
to go to penalties; and
Ronaldo will be fat!
June 30,
2006
at 00:09,
Carboy
said:
well germany vs Argentina
should be a pretty good
match
June 29,
2006
at 23:24,
Noonan
said:
Thankfully it all starts
again tomorrow morning...
After Australia got
knocked out I needed more
matches to keep my
enthusiasm up, not a
couple of days off.
June 29,
2006
at 03:41,
DiggerDoos
said:
Agree....since my fall
from grace from 1st
spot....my interest has
waned. Who the hell
predicteded Italy to win
the thing?....oh thats
right, me !
June 29,
2006
at 02:29,
Noonan
said:
Not all that much call to
pop in here for a couple
of days, I guess. I doubt
much is going to
change...
June 29,
2006
at 02:14,
Robert Hodgson
said:
I wish I was there to
console Patience.....
June 28,
2006
at 06:30,
justinmm
said:
Diggerdoos comment
regarding Juventus ...
Lippi is of course an
ex-Juventus manager which
explains how he can so
brazenly claim it was a
clear penalty ... he
would done this for at
least 69 dodgy penalties
at Juve. And one for the
conspiracy theorists ...
A spanish FIFA official
appointed the spanish
referee for the
Oz-Italian game and an
italian referee for the
spanish game. So there it
is! Actually I'm not
entirely sure how this is
especially conspiratorial
(and spain lost) but that
is what "The
Times" is saying so
it must be dodgy!
June 28,
2006
at 05:18,
Noonan
said:
Breaking News from The
Grates website: Brisbane
resident and full time
member of The Grates,
Patience Hodgson, cried
yesterday when her
digital pet dinosaur died
after being alive for
less than 24 hours.
Amazing.
June 28,
2006
at 04:50,
Noonan
said:
So will justin... It's a
moral victory. The sad
fact is, no one else can
do it...
June 28,
2006
at 04:48,
Noonan
said:
I'm in position 1001 now,
but completely failed to
hit 69 points. JY will
hit 69 on Saturday
morning if the Argies
beat Gerry.
June 28,
2006
at 02:54,
Noonan
said:
Hey, doll. Could you
scare up another round
for our table over here?
And tell the cook this is
low grade dog food. I've
had better food at the
ballgame, you know? This
steak still has marks
from where the jockey was
hitting it.
June 28,
2006
at 01:13,
Emmanuel H
said:
hey wang - that is the
best news i have heard in
weeks. fkng excited!!!!!
tuna colada?
June 28,
2006
at 00:23,
Carboy
said:
I am moving to Melbourn
so I can eat there every
day.
1 Noonan burger please.
Oops!
June 28,
2006
at 00:20,
DiggerDoos
said:
The Aust. V Italy
mirrored many a Juventus
game over the past 40
years.....handball by
them (not given)....dive
in box by them (penalty
given)...am sure the
president of the Italian
association picked which
ref he wanted ...as they
do in Italy! But having
said all that, my initial
thought was a penalty
until the slow mo replay
showed the weak prick do
everything possible to
connect with Neil.
Ronaldo is fat...
June 27,
2006
at 23:25,
Noonan
said:
I was just getting over
my anger at the penalty
yesterday when I saw that
Ghana had a player sent
off (on his second yellow
card) for diving. Come
on.............. Then I
saw that Bill Murray has
been in Melbourne
recently scouting
locations to open
Australia's first
Caddyshack restaurant
(Eat, drink and be
Murray) so I got over it
again.
June 27,
2006
at 08:31,
Noonan
said:
WHAT???? From Fox Sports
News: The sight of Harry
Kewell arriving on
crutches was hard enough
to believe. The reason
was even harder.
Australia's finest
footballer was ruled out
of its biggest match by
gout. Again: WHAT???
June 27,
2006
at 08:15,
Robert Hodgson
said:
Second best.... Laslo
Urgay wins every time
(AKA Les Murray)
June 27,
2006
at 08:12,
Noonan
said:
Mitch Comstein. Best name
ever.
June 27,
2006
at 06:17,
Noonan
said:
Ty Webb: Let me tell you
a little story? I once
knew a guy who could have
been a great referee,
could have gone pro, all
he needed was a little
time and practice.
Decided to go to college
instead. Went for four
years, did pretty well.
At the end of his four
years, his last semester
he was kicked out... You
know what for? He was
night putting, just
putting at night with the
fifteen-year-old daughter
of the Dean... You know
who that guy was Danny?
Danny Noonan: No.
Ty Webb: Take one good
guess.
Danny Noonan: Bob Hope?
Ty Webb: Ha ha... No,
that guy was Mitch
Comstein, my roommate. He
was a good guy.
June 27,
2006
at 06:12,
Noonan
said:
Lippi, that's the dude
they call "Paul
Newman" because of
his striking similarity
to Leslie Nielsen. I
assume "nailed
on" is some kind of
Roman Catholic thing
about Australia being
crucified by the ref, not
that it was a correct
decision. It's now over
twelve hours since that
decision. Ronaldo is
still fat and I am still
angry.
June 27,
2006
at 04:55,
justinmm
said:
The italian coach Lippi
is claiming it was a
"nailed-on"
penalty. Yeah right. I am
sure if it had been given
at the other end the
Italians would have
calmly and graciously
accepted it.
June 27,
2006
at 04:21,
justinmm
said:
Yep, blowing goats pretty
much sums it up. The ref
made two crappy decisions
but you don't win many
games if you don't score
a goal (unless you're
Ukrainian). The Italians
were knocked out of the
last WC after having five
(5!) goals wrongly
disallowed so this sort
of thing happens every
WC. Still sucks donkeys
balls though. And how
the hell have boring
Ukraine made the QF?
They say national
character is reflected in
a country's football
team, in that case avoid
the Ukraine. It'd be
crinkly faced,
illiterate, toothless
peasants and potato-peel
soup if the football is
anything to go by.
Ukraine v Italy - I can
wait for that one. But at
least Ronaldo is still
fat.
June 27,
2006
at 03:08,
Robert Hodgson
said:
Was an incorrect
decision, that's all
there is to it - but it
wasn't the only one
during the game.
It still blows goats.
Ref's are still
arseclows.
Ronaldo is still fat.
June 27,
2006
at 03:01,
Noonan
said:
It's now about nine hours
after that awful
decision. I am still not
happy. Ronaldo is still
fat.
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